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Simon | May 29, 2008

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I came across this comment while browsing through a blog.

Why is “whoop ass” always sold in cans? I want Whoop ass in a sealable bottle so I can open whoop ass multiple times a day without having to worry about it going bad. What if I only want to dole out a small amount of whoop ass? I would have to waste an entire can, hardly economical.

Are these cans of whoop ass the quick opening cans or is a can opener required? I don’t want to have to be in my kitchen when rationing out whoop ass, seems like it would make a mess.

These are the things you think about at 4:30 on a Wednesday afternoon…

I wouldn’t mind having “whoop ass” in bottles as well, or even in re-sealable bags, or in toothpaste-like tubes. The possibilities are endless. I see market potential for this, I really do.

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Simon | May 8, 2008

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